My officemate is doing a phone interview with Target right now.

candycornery:

schrodingerskat:

It is taking every … EVERY fiber of will power I have to not scream “WELCOME TO TEARGET, YAY!!!!!!!” while she interviews. 

SCENTED CURNDLES!

YOU KNOW WHAT FERTILIZER IS, RIGHT? IT’S PEART DURT AND PEART FECES!!”

(via unicornery)