You guys. Let’s go rollerskating. RIGHT. NOW.

You guys. Let’s go rollerskating. RIGHT. NOW.

Officemate and I just rocked the fuck out to JJ Fad.

It’s the first time I’ve ever wished for breakaway stripper pants. I should have saved that screen shot for later because now it’s 103 degrees. In Ohio. OHIO. Do you know why I don’t live in Nevada? BECAUSE EVEN THE NORMAL TEMPERATE CLIMATE OF THE MIDWEST IS TOO FUCKING HOT FOR ME BUT NOW I LIVE IN SOME SORT OF HUMID DESERT WASTELAND.
/rant.


Shout a happy birthday to Captain Kangaroo and Helen Keller, and then organize a rousing game of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” in your hometown!
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(pssst…happy birthday)
Thanks. :)
If I disappear from tumblr it’s because I’ve dropped dead.

Because shit like this happens. I saved up for a laptop but didn’t go balls out because I’m all “oh, I have the PS3, I don’t need a gaming computer it will be fine” and then Skyrim and I wanted to buy a second copy for my laptop but the nerds were all “dude that game will look like shit on your machine” so I was all “OK” but now Dawnguard so I will just go home and play more on my PS3 character and mope about not just saving for an extra two months for a better laptop and fuck yo’ DLC, Bethesda.

When I get (sings) “run over by a Lex-us!” I’m going to give Kat some of my windfa££ so she can open up an Ice Cream parlor called Scoopernatural.
This is the greatest tumblr post ever. EVER.
I want to share playlists and find new tunes. Fair warning, as of right now most of my playlists consist of butt metal and 80’s hip hop. So … I’ll have to get on that.
and it’s playing nothing but late 80’s early 90’s alternative stuff.

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What does the rest of that tag say? It was too long to read it all. And yeah, I had one too. Until that one kid had to go and ruin it for all of us, too. Little bastard.
It said “that kid was also the one that always tripped over the sprinkler and chipped a tooth and couldn’t tell the difference between the front and rear brakes on your bmx.”
True story - that kid flipped a BMX on the bike trails behind our neighborhood and we thought he had broken his neck.
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Lovely! I want to make a haruni sometime, they are so beautiful!
Oh! I missed this! Thank you so much - it’s probably out of my league, but I’ll never know until I try. It’s going to be my grandmother’s 93rd birthday present.
erotic horse fanfiction
fifty shades of neigh
HA

Well I could just shit fruit salad.
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turn it off. “power went out it was weird :(“
Another brilliant suggestion. I am not good in a crisis.
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can you unplug the speakers?

