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June 2012

Supersonic J.J. Fad

You guys.  Let’s go rollerskating.  RIGHT.  NOW. 

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Jun 29, 20126 notes
#songs that make me want to rollerskate #jj fad

Officemate and I just rocked the fuck out to JJ Fad.

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Jun 29, 20122 notes
#supersonic #i'm hummunummunaannaahnummmunnazingalingahummannumma
Make a note of June 28, 2012.

It’s the first time I’ve ever wished for breakaway stripper pants. I should have saved that screen shot for later because now it’s 103 degrees. In Ohio. OHIO. Do you know why I don’t live in Nevada? BECAUSE EVEN THE NORMAL TEMPERATE CLIMATE OF THE MIDWEST IS TOO FUCKING HOT FOR ME BUT NOW I LIVE IN SOME SORT OF HUMID DESERT WASTELAND.

/rant.

Jun 28, 20121 note
#hot #Dayton #Xenia #suck it #Ohio
Jun 28, 20121 note
#fuck yo' weather ohio!
Jun 28, 201220,617 notes
#i'm dumb
Jun 28, 2012432 notes
#you people need to stop giving me ideas of things to do to my dog
I am going to King's Island next Friday, and you can bet your ass the first thing I'm going to do is scream "THERE'S THE PLANS!!!" and run flailing from my companions.

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Jun 28, 20121 note
#'cause i'm a comedian #see #i haven't been to KI since 1994
Hey, look! It's June 27th!

Shout a happy birthday to Captain Kangaroo and Helen Keller, and then organize a rousing game of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” in your hometown!

Jun 27, 2012
#but please don't tell anyone that you got the idea for that last one from me
Jun 27, 201281,200 notes
#DON'T MAKE ME CRANKY ON MY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY #and get off my goddamn yard while you're at it
Jun 27, 20121,315 notes
#that's fucking brilliant
Play
Jun 27, 2012
#animaniacs #the great wakkorotti #not even a little ashamed that i laugh just as hard as i did 19 years ago
Jun 27, 20129 notes
#i wanna be that chick's friend #dazzler #comics #cosplay

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wonderkilled replied to your photoset: I’m going to let you in on a little secret,…

(pssst…happy birthday)

Thanks. :)

Jun 27, 2012
#wonderkilled
Jun 27, 20125 notes
#ron swanson #parks and rec #best presents ever
Jun 27, 2012908 notes
#whut. #star wars #pasties
Jun 26, 20126 notes
#i wanna summon a gargoyle #:(
It's supposed to hit 100 degrees in Dayton on Thursday.

If I disappear from tumblr it’s because I’ve dropped dead.

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Jun 26, 20122 notes
#bleargh #ohio #weather
I don't even know why I try to pretend I'm an adult sometimes.

Because shit like this happens.  I saved up for a laptop but didn’t go balls out because I’m all “oh, I have the PS3, I don’t need a gaming computer it will be fine” and then Skyrim and I wanted to buy a second copy for my laptop but the nerds were all “dude that game will look like shit on your machine” so I was all “OK” but now Dawnguard so I will just go home and play more on my PS3 character and mope about not just saving for an extra two months for a better laptop and fuck yo’ DLC, Bethesda.

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Jun 26, 20121 note
#i'm kidding bethesda i lurve you #i don't really want you to have intercourse with your dlc

unicornery:

When I get (sings) “run over by a Lex-us!” I’m going to give Kat some of my windfa££ so she can open up an Ice Cream parlor called Scoopernatural.

This is the greatest tumblr post ever.  EVER.

Jun 26, 20122 notes
#rachel #except i don't want rachel to get run over by a lexus
Jun 26, 2012380 notes
#but i want september
Jun 24, 20122 notes
#comfest
I am in need of Spotify buddies.

I want to share playlists and find new tunes.  Fair warning, as of right now most of my playlists consist of butt metal and 80’s hip hop.  So … I’ll have to get on that.

Jun 21, 20121 note
#hair metal #spotify #music
Jun 21, 2012794 notes
#oh. my. god. #community
Jun 21, 2012237 notes
#YUUUUUUUUUUS
Jun 21, 20125,598 notes
#my new favorite tumblr
Jun 21, 201243 notes
Listen

unicornery:

un: Head Games - Foreigner

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Jun 21, 201211 notes
#and loverboy has always sucked
I just created a spotify station

and it’s playing nothing but late 80’s early 90’s alternative stuff.  

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Jun 21, 20123 notes
#sweeeeet #and david bowie
Jun 21, 201298,076 notes
#my eagle

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gdbatbitch replied to your photo: This motherfucker right here. It was all fun…

What does the rest of that tag say? It was too long to read it all. And yeah, I had one too. Until that one kid had to go and ruin it for all of us, too. Little bastard.

It said “that kid was also the one that always tripped over the sprinkler and chipped a tooth and couldn’t tell the difference between the front and rear brakes on your bmx.”

True story - that kid flipped a BMX on the bike trails behind our neighborhood and we thought he had broken his neck.  

Jun 21, 2012
#gdbatbitch
Jun 20, 20122 notes
#that kid was also the one who tripped and fell over the sprinkler and chipped a tooth and couldn't tell the difference between the front ... #that kid put a jart in my shin once
Play
Jun 20, 2012300 notes
#stefon #snl

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hamncheezr replied to your photo: Three days worth of work on the #haruni shawl…

Lovely! I want to make a haruni sometime, they are so beautiful!

Oh!  I missed this!  Thank you so much - it’s probably out of my league, but I’ll never know until I try.  It’s going to be my grandmother’s 93rd birthday present.

Jun 20, 20121 note
#hamncheezr
Jun 20, 201212 notes
#i bet the patchouli stench is over fucking whelming #jesus even the picture smacks of patchouli
Jun 20, 201227,632 notes
#i want to do this!
Nicolas Winding Refn Directing ‘Barbarella’ TV Series | /Film → feedproxy.google.com

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Jun 20, 20129 notes
#um #i just pooped a little
Jun 20, 20128,337 notes
#my alien goddess #and my boyfriend #all in the same movie?
Jun 20, 201224 notes
#the tooth fairy's menstrual cycle
Jun 20, 20124,047 notes
#whut #seinfeld goes lynchian
Jun 20, 201243,362 notes
#my future husband
Jun 19, 20124 notes
#haruni
Jun 19, 20122,704 notes
#shut up

laughterkey:

pie-overlord:

tinydragongina:

kamillebidoof:

erotic horse fanfiction

fifty shades of neigh

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Jun 19, 201259,554 notes
#if you guys saw all the hiddles I DIDN'T blog you would thank me. #this one was too good to pass up.
Just installed tumblr savior to blacklist "Breaking Bad" until I'm caught up.

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Jun 19, 2012
#I'm so clooooose!
New Smashing Pumpkins and new Lita Ford all in one day?

Well I could just shit fruit salad.

Jun 19, 2012
#new music tuesday

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mesencephalon replied to your post: My officemate isn’t in here and her computer is locked but she’s streaming a radio station and they’re playing Nickelback and I can’t do anything about it.

turn it off. “power went out it was weird :(“

Another brilliant suggestion.  I am not good in a crisis.

Jun 19, 2012
#mesencephalon

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unicornery replied to your post: My officemate isn’t in here and her computer is locked but she’s streaming a radio station and they’re playing Nickelback and I can’t do anything about it.

can you unplug the speakers?

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Jun 19, 20121 note
#unicornery #supergenius
My officemate isn't in here and her computer is locked but she's streaming a radio station and they're playing Nickelback and I can't do anything about it.

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Jun 19, 20125 notes
#why?!!? #why god why?!!?
Jun 19, 20121,271 notes
#i am hopeful yet still unsold #Maleficent
Jun 19, 2012196 notes
#oh great now i'm gonna cry every time i go to tim horton's
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