April 2011
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mugglenet:
Deathly Hallows Part 2
Just watched it four times in a row. No big deal.
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I sent an inquiry and writing samples to a website...
How long do I wait to assume that I’ve made an ass of myself because I’ve gotten no reply?
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zao89 asked: I searched for Pancake Drawer on Tumblr and found your blog. THEN I see Booster Gold, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Childish Gambino all on the same page. Even my friends on tumblr aren't as cool as you! :P
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It's yellow outside.
I live in Xenia Ohio and it’s yellow outside. Ohshitohshitohshit. Sorry, sharing the anxiety helps it subside a bit.
And also Smallville is on. Which pleases me. Booster Gold episode, woot!
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cheia:
demova / chasethememories / rufustfirefly
Seasons of Michael
I’ve never laughed and wept equally so hard at the same time in all my life.
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Commemorating 30 Rock's 100th Episode, Vulture... →
comedynerds:
popeater:
“69) We would have watched MILF Island.”
72. Julianne Moore’s Boston accent is much better if you imagine she is partially deaf
True facts.
14. Dot Com: Please go purchase dotcom.com.
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thedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: The official red band (sNSFW) trailer for Zombieland director Ruben Fleischer‘s 30 Minutes Or Less.
The loosely true adventure comedy, which stars Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari, Danny McBride, Fred Ward, Nick Swardson, and Michael Peña, is due in theaters August 12.
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Oh hey, what up like ALMOST ALL MY COMEDY BOYFRIENDS IN ONE MOVIE.
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A Coworker Brought Me a Present This Morning.
There is a bit of a story involved.
I am from South Vienna, Ohio. It’s a town about as big as your backyard. The nearest “big” city is Springfield. Springfield is a shit town. There are very few things worth noting in Springfield. Here is a list of all of those things:
The Kuss Auditorium. At the time of its construction it was alledgedly one of the most acoustically...
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Does Kreacher say "god's sake a Weasley" in DHpt1?
If so, that is the greatest line in the entire series.
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I really want to watch a stupid movie.
I want to watch “The Other Guys.” Because I really need a laugh. But Netflix is being a DICK. A DICK.
Check out CHILDISH GAMBINO aka Dong Lover @ Puma's... →
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Only in my line of work
do I get to hear a man screaming into his cell phone “WELL WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR SON CHEWING ON MY BED?!!?” whilst enthusiastically scratching his crotch.
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