December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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For those of you that don't live near me, and/or...
I am so, so, so very sorry.   PS, this is the most random assed google image result I have ever seen.
Dec 29th
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angel-kink: herpderpkingarthursass: Oh God, I just realized what a sad little person I am. I was reading, then I started laughing. I turned to my cat and said, “oh man, this is really good, you should read it sometime”. This is it, I’ve reached the bottom of the Well of Pathetic. This is why I need friends… but this is why I don’t have friends. I say stupid shit to my cat aaaalll the time....
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Spotlight: Monocyte →
superfist: I have a blog dedicated to Creator-Owned comic books. Please repost if you’re so inclined as every bit of word that gets out helps the people behind these books!
Dec 28th
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OBLIGATORY TUESDAY POST
schrodingerskat: shotgun-shuts-his-cakehole: Driver picks the music, Shotgun shuts his cakehole, gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?  It’s Tuesday, Tuesday, Pig in a Poke on Tuesday … Er’body’s exorcising demons, demons It’s Tuesday, Tuesday, yesterday was Tuesday … Er’body looking forward to killing demons, Shotgunnin’ shotgunnin’ YEAH! Shotgunnin’ shotgunnin’...
Dec 28th
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unicornery replied to your post: So, the devil is definitely British. We’re all in agreement on this, right? gurl please blog.chron.com/tubular… Rachel, as always, raises a good point.
Dec 28th
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OH GOD AND HERE COMES JAMES TAYLOR TO KILL...
Dec 28th
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I am officially madly in love with the woman...
File this one under “things I never in a million years thought I would ever say.”
Dec 28th
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So, the devil is definitely British. We're all in...
Or possibly he’s John Lithgow.  I’m not entirely sure.
Dec 28th
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Who would win in a dulcet contest between Lionel...
Yeah, that’s a rhetorical question.  Maybe when Smokey’s dead Lionel will be The Most Dulcet Man in the Universe.  Maybe.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Wow, Kennedy Center Tribute Show. Thanks for...
‘Cause now I’m going to cry for two hours and then probably start rereading the book and then cry for four days.
Dec 28th
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I ended up with a nice amount of money left over...
My budgets usually don’t roll that way.  So I’m going to splurge and buy a couple of books.  I’m looking for one book on screenwriting and one frivolous book.  I would love suggestions for either.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Why My Fella is the Bestest
Part the second. The large, flat package contained this:
Dec 27th
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Why My Fella is the Bestest
Part the first.
My fella, holding one small wrapped present and one large flat wrapped present: OK, one of your presents is edible and one of the-
Me: OH MY GOD IS THAT A CHOCOLATE ORANGE GIVE IT HERE.
Dec 27th
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I think the David Tennant in Fright Night is more...
minorearth: ilikelookingatnakedmen: jewlianisfullofswag: I THINK I HAVE TO SEE THIS YES, YOU DO. I was pretty skeptical when my friends and I went to see it at first, but it’s exactly the kind of horror movie I like - humorous without being one of those dumb parodies, occasionally genuinely frightening, with a lot of fantastic actors having the times of their lives with the...
Dec 27th
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Dec 22nd
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"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
Cons: It’s stupid It gets stuck in my head for days Pros: Lots of bassoon
Dec 22nd
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Q&A: How Do I Know If My IMAX Theatre is Real 70mm... →
popculturebrain: This is important, because this…
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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 unicornery replied to your chat: Overheard on my last smoke break achewood.com/index.p… I hope you can see this link, for it is Relevant Naaaaaahahahaha!!  It was sent to the coworker with the boot full of nickels.  :-D
Dec 21st
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Overheard on my last smoke break
Coworker, who didn't ask to remain nameless but I'm cool like that: Last time I drank tequila I kept asking people to drop quarters in my buttcrack. I got home and my boots were full of nickels.
Me: silent, shaking, bladder clutching laughter
Dec 21st
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-foreignlauren: Christmas is in 4 days and it’s fucking like 60 degrees outside.  Right?  RIGHT?!!?  It’s the winter solstice, for Pete’s sake.  I’m sweaty and grumpy.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Being classy with McFassy.: What's your... →
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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OBLIGATORY TUESDAY POST
schrodingerskat: shotgun-shuts-his-cakehole: Driver picks the music, Shotgun shuts his cakehole, gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?  It’s Tuesday, Tuesday, Pig in a Poke on Tuesday … Er’body’s exorcising demons, demons It’s Tuesday, Tuesday, yesterday was Tuesday … Er’body looking forward to killing demons, Shotgunnin’ shotgunnin’ YEAH! Shotgunnin’ shotgunnin’...
Dec 20th
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We have a newish policy here at work that states...
Well, I hate to break it to the powers that be, but Thursday I will be alternating between “Emmet Otter’s Jugband Christmas” on Netflix and Pandora’s Motown Christmas station all day, and when the MIS department calls me to ask why I am always their highest bandwidth user I will flip them both barrels and scream “LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKS I AIN’T...
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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More flailing.
breachthesurface: marielikestodraw: Daniel Radcliffe will host Saturday Night Live on January 14th. I WANT TO GO This almost - ALMOST - makes up for the fact that Simon Pegg has never hosted. 
Dec 19th
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Everyone has six names.
rainbowicecreameyes: 1. Your Real name: Courtney 2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Blue Dog 3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Marie Pond 4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Cusmacoion 5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your...
Dec 18th
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unicornery replied to your post: Drove home from my dad’s, listening to Mr. Hankey’s Christmas album, using a root beer sugar stick to point while I judged light displays. I SAW A LIGHT-WRAPPED CROSS IN FLORIDA! IT WAS AWFUL! WHITE XMAS LIGHTS A BLAZING ON A CROSS! Ugh, right? It was almost terrifying. To boot, it was a completely dark farmhouse in the middle of nowhere.
Dec 18th