January 2011
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All Right, That's It.
I’m live blogging the TS coverage. Is anyone else completely disturbed by this Green Day musical business?
Jan 1st
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Bah Humbug.
God I hate New Year’s Eve.  Always my least favorite holiday.  Makes me nine kinds of depressed.  I had no intention of making this an emo post, but it might turn out that way.  FYI.  I have 1/4 of a margarita buzz, I’m watching the 11 o’ clock news, and my fella is “napping” in the bedroom whilst I eat directly out of a family size bag of Cheetos.  Ah, pride.  ...
Jan 1st
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Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
Jan 1st
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December 2010
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Dec 28th
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Sometimes When I Drive in Snow
I totally pretend I’m in hyperdrive.
Dec 26th
Dec 24th
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Oh Shame
Oh, tequila. Oh, felony juice. My dad just laughed his ass off at me and told me to call him back when I’ve sobered up. Oh well, at least I know how to kick off vacation. I better get up and take some Tylenol.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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I Changed My Tumbl Name.
That is all.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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The Plan.
Today is my last day of “work” for ten glorious, no-crazies-on-the-phone days*.  What shall I do? Watch Charlie Brown on Hulu Listen to the South Park Christmas Album (I’ve already been singing the Christmas Poo song all morning) Listen to William S Burroughs recite “Junkie’s Christmas”?  (Super powerful buzzkiller, but awesome nonetheless) Re-enact the Star...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Present Wrapping Checklist
Five minutes in, am I already so pissed that I tore and launched a Kohl’s box? Check, bitches. Check.
Dec 21st
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Tonight's Agenda
Fold laundry Rectify the demilitarized zone that Cat and Dog have created from that which was my bedroom Wrap presents while watching “Spaced” and eating chips and hummus Knit until my fingers will no longer work How’s that for a slice of fried gold? 13 minutes until I can remove a bra that can only have come from the 8th concentric circle of hell.  As mentioned in an...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Auntie Kat's Quick Capsule Review of "Black Swan"
As always, spoiler free! It was fucking amazing.  Go see it.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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It's Like a Dream Come True.
My three favorite Update characters all in one place? Gweeeeeee!
Dec 19th
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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YOU GUYS. →
Official “Paul” trailer.  I cannot tell you how excited I am, or how much I love Nick Frost, or … or … I dunno.  I’m perhaps to ill to think of anything witty.  But I’m excited, what up!!
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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I Am Super Confused as to What is Happening on My...
Keanu Reeves is wearing knickers and getting married in front of a bunch of midgets and midget furries, Eileen Brennan is whorin’ up some dude in a top hat, and Drew Barrymore is apparently an alien tagging along on Santa’s sleigh. Sometimes not having cable is pretty cool.
Dec 17th
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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A Man Has Been Effectively Cured of HIV →
No, I know it’s not The Cure, but it’s hope where there has been little to none.  And it’s amazing.
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year →
katiecoyle: Awards show season begins now, you guys! And boy, has it ever started with a bang! My second favorite movie of the year has no nominations! My favorite movie of the year has only one! Burlesque has three! The great thing about the Golden Globes is how it accurately reflects the world in which we live.  Ah, yes.  My favorite time of the year as well.  It commences with the GG...
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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