You guys I have to work tonight

And I’m just not feeling the feels to stand around and listen to a bunch of hillbillies spout their bullshit while getting wasted on Old Mill and I have to get up ass early for a neurologist appointment so I really think you should all just send me stupid/funny/hiddles ass box comments all night so I can make the most of my time. 

(Source: tomhazeldine, via cortezhorse)

jtotheizzoe:

boop.
This man.

jtotheizzoe:

boop.

This man.

(via arathesane)

laughterkey:

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

I need a fic of this and #DerekHaleSchedule. Just the two of them crossing paths, doing mundane and miserable things.

swankmotron:

True story.

swankmotron:

True story.

well, put some skates on. be your own hero. 

(Source: glossywhit, via skittythegreat)

that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

(via talkingtomeaboutauthority)

(Source: matt-t, via evandere)

eyzairene:

STOP DEAN WINCHESTER YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS TO US THIS IS SO NOT OKAY IT’S ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING I CANT EVEN

(Source: teamsciles)

What a great return from a Hellatus this episode was.

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